Just started laughing about that time you decided to clean the oven in readiness for Christmas and although it was a fab idea, resting the oven unit on your knee which was due a replacement wasn't. In 5 swift seconds the whole thing came crashing to the floor and smashed to smitherines. So not only did you have to keep spending money on everything else for Christmas, you had to buy a new oven and hob too! Lesson learnt - just leave your oven alone - it'll be fine. Haha, miss your daft side grandad x